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Smoky Bacon Tea Reviewed (and HATED)

Admin — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 01:02:27 +0000

So, I figure this chick’s palate is all jacked up. I can’t believe she couldn’t smell or taste the bacon in either of our bacon teas. They freaking REEK of bacon. While I’m not one to think we should pass on less than favorable reviews of our teas, I found this video review so unintentionally hysterical that I had to pass it on.

My favorite line:

“I hate this tea. I’m going to go throw it out and brush my teeth.”

By the way, the video appears to freeze halfway in while she adds milk and sugar to the tea, but it does restart.

Enjoy!

Man Teas – Smoky Bacon Tea from Michelle Solomon on Vimeo.

Ask the Tea Man: What’s wrong with Mike Tyson?

Admin — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 21:18:46 +0000

Hell if I know, but something is definitely wong. “Earl Grey sucks” but “Chamomile is cool”? This definitely means we are still in search of a celebrity endorsement for our teas. We really didn’t want this ear-biter anyway. (Don’t kill me Mike!)

Coconut Cream Pie

Admin — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 00:41:51 +0000

Mary Ann was definitely way hotter than Ginger. Even if you like the high maintenance, movie-star-type, Ginger was just a total tease. At least Mary Ann gave up some creampie for Gilligan. So here, in honor of Mary Ann, for those of us old enough to have included her in our spank bank, our very own, Coconut Cream Pie flavored black tea. It has our premium black teas, honking big coconut flakes and all natural flavors. Trust me, you’re going to love this one.

Just $7.99 for 2oz.
(That’s 20-25 cups!)

Jalapeno Tea!

Admin — Wed, 05 May 2010 01:12:24 +0000

Just in time for Cinco de Mayo! Here’s our premium Indian black teas blended with real freeze-dried jalapenos and natural jalapeno flavor! Man up and get some while you can. This is a limited edition blend!

Just $8.99 for 2oz.
(That’s 20-25 cups!)

PLEASE NOTE: This is a limited edition blend until we can determine how much demand we have for it. We have about 16 two ounce pouches for now. So get yours now!

Ask the Tea Man: ‘You’re a sick bastard! What’s wrong with you?’

Admin — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 19:32:20 +0000

Recently, the Tea Man has been coming under a bit of fire for some of the content on ManTeas.com

@popelizbet on Twitter was certainly not the first to complain, but she was the first to mis-label us as homophobic:

no thanks, @manteas, the men in my life take sugar and sometimes milk, but not homophobic marketing. #nicetrybutno

For the record, I personally think gay dudes are great. They leave more chicks for the rest of us. And I’ve already said my peace about lesbians elsewhere. Though I would never encourage guys “to treat lesbians they encounter as a wandering peep show,” it’s still hot to think about two chicks together.

So, in summary, Man Teas (and the Tea Man) are not homophobic. Misogynistic, sexist, chauvinist pig? Maybe. But not homophobic.

BEER Tea!

Admin — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 03:49:12 +0000

Well, you had to know this was coming from ManTeas! We’ve been quietly working on it for a while now and we are now proud to present our BEER Flavored Black Tea!

This is a non-alcoholic beverage, so drinking it won’t make you think your girlfriend is as hot as this, but if you are looking for a manly tea, it doesn’t get any better than this!

Just $8.99 for 2oz.
(That’s 20-25 cups!)

SOLD OUT!

PLEASE NOTE: This is a limited edition blend until we can determine how much demand we have for it. We have about 16 two ounce pouches for now. So get yours now!

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Ask the Tea Man: Can Women Love ManTeas too?

Admin — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:22:04 +0000

From @paintedleaves on Twitter:

Is it okay that I think @manteas is so cool, even though I am not a man? Some clubs you just can’t get in.

Dear “PaintedLeaves”,

Even though you are clearly a chick (no self-respecting man would give himself such a pansy Twitter moniker), I completely understand your attraction to our testosterone-laced teas.

Even though our teas were not crafted with women in mind, I realize there are some women who will be attracted to them. Some will sneakily purchase our teas for their “husband” or “boyfriend” only to be seen greedily gulping them as they make frequent furtive glances through the window blinds to make sure they aren’t being watched. It’s okay, we understand.

It’s kind of like how some chicks dig other chicks, and most of us guys, even though we know that, technically, lesbians are poaching on our turf, well, we don’t mind it so much, cause it’s kinda hot. We just want to watch. That’s kind of how it is with Manteas. We know that some of you are going to like our teas, and we think you’re kind of hot for that.

At least, that’s how I see it. What do the rest of you guys think? Comments are open.

Smoky Bacon

Admin — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 22:08:50 +0000

Here’s the second (Even BETTER) bacon blend!

This one is a blend of Chinese Lapsang Souchong (Tea that has been smoked over pine logs), imitation bacon bits and natural bacon flavoring. Ooooweeee!

Just $9.99 for 2oz.
(That’s 20-25 cups!)

By the way, I’m waiting on some more Lapsang to make more of this. For now, we only have a few available!

Maple Bacon Tea

Admin — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 22:08:09 +0000

Yes, we really did make a bacon tea, AND it has been one of our fastest and best sellers ever! This is the tea that started it all. More bacon blends will follow, but this was the original. Premium Indian black teas, imitation bacon bits and a hint of natural maple flavoring.

Just $8.99 for 2oz.
(That’s 20-25 cups!)

Mayan Chocolate Chai

Admin — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 03:19:00 +0000

The Mayans worshiped a chocolate deity and every year, they sacrificed a chocolate colored dog to it. Kind of nasty. Not at all like this awesome tea.

It has been called “a delicious kick in the mouth”: Our traditional masala chai blended with organic cacao nibs and cayenne pepper! Hold on to your tastebuds, this tea has some BITE!

Just $7.99 for 2oz.
(That’s 20-25 cups!)