From @paintedleaves on Twitter:
Is it okay that I think @manteas is so cool, even though I am not a man? Some clubs you just can’t get in.
Dear “PaintedLeaves”,
Even though you are clearly a chick (no self-respecting man would give himself such a pansy Twitter moniker), I completely understand your attraction to our testosterone-laced teas.
Even though our teas were not crafted with women in mind, I realize there are some women who will be attracted to them. Some will sneakily purchase our teas for their “husband” or “boyfriend” only to be seen greedily gulping them as they make frequent furtive glances through the window blinds to make sure they aren’t being watched. It’s okay, we understand.
It’s kind of like how some chicks dig other chicks, and most of us guys, even though we know that, technically, lesbians are poaching on our turf, well, we don’t mind it so much, cause it’s kinda hot. We just want to watch. That’s kind of how it is with Manteas. We know that some of you are going to like our teas, and we think you’re kind of hot for that.
At least, that’s how I see it. What do the rest of you guys think? Comments are open.
@manteas…
first of all i would like to say you are the man! the website is great and i enjoy reading all the postings from all the hippies, confused sexually orientated souls, and self-righteous pricks that try to spread their seed of negative influence in our lives.
i believe woman can love manteas too! you may just want to cater to them as well. who knows it might bring in some extra revenue. i know my peers and i would be interested in some kuchijuice flavor, lol……these long deployments suck!
oh one more thing, be very careful to whom or what you reply too. as i read your reply to paintedleaves the words “…i am not a man” kept echoing inside my mind. just like peter parkers spider sense, my sense kept tingling too. lol! hahahaha!