They’re here! You’ve been asking for ManTeas swag. We listened!
Don’t miss out on your chance to show your office mates (particularly those pesky coffee drinkers) your tea drinking machismo.
Nice thick mouse pad with the full color image seen here.
Just $9.99!
I wanted to get this posted sooner, in time for the holiday shopping season, because this is the gift that every tea-drinking man needs. But I guess better Nate than Lever.
Here’s a hand-crafted (from unbleached, food-safe muslin) T-baggin’ Tea Bag. Complete with drawstring and tons of pure, ornery Chutzpah. Approx. 4″x4″.
Get yours for just $9.99!
Chicks don’t OWN chocolate, okay? Some of them might think they do, which is why some dude decided he needed to mark his chocolate territory by dipping bacon into his stash. At least that’s the way I imagine this odd combination came into being. In any event, we’ve got it in TEA form now!
We’ve blended our premium Indian black teas with organic cacao nibs, imitation bacon bits and natural (and believe it or not, Kosher and vegan!) flavors. For those of you who have feared the imminent heart attack associated with trying one of these carnival/fair delicacies, fear no more. Enjoy your chocolate covered bacon treat in tea form!
(That’s 20-25 cups!)
Hell if I know, but something is definitely wong. “Earl Grey sucks” but “Chamomile is cool”? This definitely means we are still in search of a celebrity endorsement for our teas. We really didn’t want this ear-biter anyway. (Don’t kill me Mike!)
Mary Ann was definitely way hotter than Ginger. Even if you like the high maintenance, movie-star-type, Ginger was just a total tease. At least Mary Ann gave up some creampie for Gilligan. So here, in honor of Mary Ann, for those of us old enough to have included her in our spank bank, our very own, Coconut Cream Pie flavored black tea. It has our premium black teas, honking big coconut flakes and all natural flavors. Trust me, you’re going to love this one.
(That’s 20-25 cups!)
Just in time for Cinco de Mayo! Here’s our premium Indian black teas blended with real freeze-dried jalapenos and natural jalapeno flavor! Man up and get some while you can. This is a limited edition blend!
(That’s 20-25 cups!)
PLEASE NOTE: This is a limited edition blend until we can determine how much demand we have for it. We have about 16 two ounce pouches for now. So get yours now!
Recently, the Tea Man has been coming under a bit of fire for some of the content on ManTeas.com
@popelizbet on Twitter was certainly not the first to complain, but she was the first to mis-label us as homophobic:
no thanks, @manteas, the men in my life take sugar and sometimes milk, but not homophobic marketing. #nicetrybutno
For the record, I personally think gay dudes are great. They leave more chicks for the rest of us. And I’ve already said my peace about lesbians elsewhere. Though I would never encourage guys “to treat lesbians they encounter as a wandering peep show,” it’s still hot to think about two chicks together.
So, in summary, Man Teas (and the Tea Man) are not homophobic. Misogynistic, sexist, chauvinist pig? Maybe. But not homophobic.
From @paintedleaves on Twitter:
Is it okay that I think @manteas is so cool, even though I am not a man? Some clubs you just can’t get in.
Dear “PaintedLeaves”,
Even though you are clearly a chick (no self-respecting man would give himself such a pansy Twitter moniker), I completely understand your attraction to our testosterone-laced teas.
Even though our teas were not crafted with women in mind, I realize there are some women who will be attracted to them. Some will sneakily purchase our teas for their “husband” or “boyfriend” only to be seen greedily gulping them as they make frequent furtive glances through the window blinds to make sure they aren’t being watched. It’s okay, we understand.
It’s kind of like how some chicks dig other chicks, and most of us guys, even though we know that, technically, lesbians are poaching on our turf, well, we don’t mind it so much, cause it’s kinda hot. We just want to watch. That’s kind of how it is with Manteas. We know that some of you are going to like our teas, and we think you’re kind of hot for that.
At least, that’s how I see it. What do the rest of you guys think? Comments are open.
Here’s the second (Even BETTER) bacon blend!
This one is a blend of Chinese Lapsang Souchong (Tea that has been smoked over pine logs), imitation bacon bits and natural bacon flavoring. Ooooweeee!
(That’s 20-25 cups!)
By the way, I’m waiting on some more Lapsang to make more of this. For now, we only have a few available!
Yes, we really did make a bacon tea, AND it has been one of our fastest and best sellers ever! This is the tea that started it all. More bacon blends will follow, but this was the original. Premium Indian black teas, imitation bacon bits and a hint of natural maple flavoring.
(That’s 20-25 cups!)