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Couldn’t resist sharing this with our Man Teas fans.

They’re here! You’ve been asking for ManTeas swag. We listened!

Don’t miss out on your chance to show your office mates (particularly those pesky coffee drinkers) your tea drinking machismo.

Nice thick mouse pad with the full color image seen here.

Just $9.99!
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I wanted to get this posted sooner, in time for the holiday shopping season, because this is the gift that every tea-drinking man needs. But I guess better Nate than Lever.

Here’s a hand-crafted (from unbleached, food-safe muslin) T-baggin’ Tea Bag. Complete with drawstring and tons of pure, ornery Chutzpah. Approx. 4″x4″.

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Chicks don’t OWN chocolate, okay? Some of them might think they do, which is why some dude decided he needed to mark his chocolate territory by dipping bacon into his stash. At least that’s the way I imagine this odd combination came into being. In any event, we’ve got it in TEA form now!

We’ve blended our premium Indian black teas with organic cacao nibs, imitation bacon bits and natural (and believe it or not, Kosher and vegan!) flavors. For those of you who have feared the imminent heart attack associated with trying one of these carnival/fair delicacies, fear no more. Enjoy your chocolate covered bacon treat in tea form!

Hell if I know, but something is definitely wong. “Earl Grey sucks” but “Chamomile is cool”? This definitely means we are still in search of a celebrity endorsement for our teas. We really didn’t want this ear-biter anyway. (Don’t kill me Mike!)

Mary Ann was definitely way hotter than Ginger. Even if you like the high maintenance, movie-star-type, Ginger was just a total tease. At least Mary Ann gave up some creampie for Gilligan. So here, in honor of Mary Ann, for those of us old enough to have included her in our spank bank, our very own, Coconut Cream Pie flavored black tea. It has our premium black teas, honking big coconut flakes and all natural flavors. Trust me, you’re going to love this one.

Just in time for Cinco de Mayo! Here’s our premium Indian black teas blended with real freeze-dried jalapenos and natural jalapeno flavor! Man up and get some while you can. This is a limited edition blend!

PLEASE NOTE: This is a limited edition blend until we can determine how much demand we have for it. We have about 16 two ounce pouches for now. So get yours now!

Recently, the Tea Man has been coming under a bit of fire for some of the content on ManTeas.com

@popelizbet on Twitter was certainly not the first to complain, but she was the first to mis-label us as homophobic:

no thanks, @manteas, the men in my life take sugar and sometimes milk, but not homophobic marketing. #nicetrybutno

For the record, I personally think gay dudes are great. They leave more chicks for the rest of us. And I’ve already said my peace about lesbians elsewhere. Though I would never encourage guys “to treat lesbians they encounter as a wandering peep show,” it’s still hot to think about two chicks together.


So, in summary, Man Teas (and the Tea Man) are not homophobic. Misogynistic, sexist, chauvinist pig? Maybe. But not homophobic.

Well, you had to know this was coming from ManTeas! We’ve been quietly working on it for a while now and we are now proud to present our BEER Flavored Black Tea!

This is a non-alcoholic beverage, so drinking it won’t make you think your girlfriend is as hot as this, but if you are looking for a manly tea, it doesn’t get any better than this!

PLEASE NOTE: This is a limited edition blend until we can determine how much demand we have for it. We have about 16 two ounce pouches for now. So get yours now!